fake-baking

okay. this just humors me to no end. there's a reason i am normally not a fan of fake-baking and this goes to prove me correctly. obviously no need to go into details, but let's just say that if i feel the need to fake-bake some more, i will go pay at a nice stand-up tanning place and not go for free simply because its FREE! and its a good thing i dont have to wear a bikini in front of anyone tomorrow :)